Well it all started wen i woz born......... anyway i woz lettin out some gas wink wink nudge nudge if ya know wat i mean ;). then suddenly a dark light flashed (not a bright light a DARK light). it woz the pancake God!!! he sed u have been to youre favourite restaurant: pancakes-chopstick-chinese-chicken-googabooble-poopy-woop-da-doo 9213728493218 times so for that i grant u 3 wishes but first get off that bloddy toilet its grossin me out! so i hopped of the toilet (literally) and pulled me pants off, i mean on yes on ...and then he belowed wat is ur first wish oh mighty pancake? and i replied i want a hundred pancakes! wait no i want a infinite supply!!! and i also want a harley davidson, yes i like thos especially the fart type. and also i wish i owned the biggest pancake restaurant in all of the pancake world! and then the pancake God disgusted by my greed, granted my first wish by giving me burnt panckes and the 2nd by giving me a harley davidson fart (u know the ones that go brrrrrrrrrrm brrrrrrrrm) and for my final wish he gave me a ramshakle of a restaurant all broken and tattered.
I was devestated and he also burned my house down exept for my toilet in wich haunts me everday :(. and he also put a curse on me that if i ever went near a pancake again...well u dont wanna know wat will happen (constipation) and so i lie there on my burnt down house sittin on the toilet, plopping and being constipated by trying to toch a pancake. so a word of advice: if u ever see a pancake god run away!! and eat pancakes or chicken with chopsticks okay? ow! my bum! goddbi and i like pancakes!!!!random. P.S. this is a TRUE story it happened 2 me so use my advice and like i always say eat pancakes!