Well it all started on an average chopstick day while at my fav. chineese restaurant cho- chang-chopstick-china-town as i usually visited and ordered the chopstick surprize and waited to be served. after a couple of chop stick years of ordering the same chopstick surprize i had a vision of the chopstick god comming from on high to grant me 3 chopstick wishes!!! i firstly asked for a harley davidson and was disatified with my end result a PINK HARLEY DAVIDSON I ASKED yes said the chopstick god. i then asked for a golden chopstik and still disatified i then asked for my beloved dead chopstick frekles. He then gave me what i asked but still disatfied i asked for one last thing...with total digust but my greedness the chopstick god banned me from the cho- chang-chopstick-china-town restaurnat and banned me from using chopsticks again. now everytime i try to touch a chopstick or pass the beloved restaurant i feel a horrible cold shiver up my spine then return home not only 2 see it destroyed but full of elmo toys and pancakes (im elergic 2 both) there i lay restless and practically dying in my apartemt spending too much time on my beloved computer sending you my very sad story... so if u ever meet the chopstick god screem and run and kick him where the sun dont shine and that will teach u never to eat pancakes. thankyou. If u have donations (i.e. pancakes) to my foundation it would be dearly aprriciated as i have no money from buying essesive amounts of pancakes. im dying of hunger - thnku.