Fidel Castro Pick-Up Lines

10. I have no hard currency, but if I did could I buy you a drink?

9. You've started a revolution in my pants

8. Want to come back to my crumbling palace for a ten-year old tin of Soviet sardines?

7. When I look at you I get a 'Cuban missile crisis'

6. You are almost as gorgeous as 'Three's Company's' Joyce DeWitt

5. Would you like to join me for a little class struggle between the sheets?

4. You may never get another chance to do it with a Commie

3. Would you mind checking my beard for ticks?

2. These day long bread lines are full of phonies -- let's go someplace quiet.

1. I can't spell Cuba without 'U'