Hot Dog Vendor Pickup Lines

10. I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.

9. If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to get to know you better.

8. I'm a close personal friend of Oscar Meyer.

7. You smell like sauerkraut.

6. When I think about you, I touch my hot dogs.

5. May I put your change in your pocket for you?

4. Are you beautiful, or am I loopy on bus fumes?

3. Please, I beg you -- I'm a very lonely man.

2. I'll make you queen of the wieners.

1. Kiss me and the dog is free.