Types Of People In The Men's Room

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

NOSY: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as he had already, comes back later.

INDIFFERENT: All urinals beeing used, pisses in the sink.

CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

CHILDISH: Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.

SNEAKY: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free hand.

DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes.

LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him.

HUNTER: Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps of cliff, never pisses, but does scare the shit out of himself.

WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminates noise.

CROSS-EYED: Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the center, flushes one on the right.

CURIOUS: Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's pocket.

COMPETITIVE: Stands back, and challenges others to distance contest.

SHOW OFF: Stands with back to urinal, and slings tool over shoulder.

CONFUSED: Woman in wrong washroom wondering what's with the funny sinks.