Signs You're Dating a Psychology Major

You awake in the middle of the night to a tape repeating "this time it's true love."

You get an electric shock every time you leave the toilet seat up.

Everything she says sound interesting but has no practical value.

A trip to any fast food joint always results in ketchup-and-napkin Rorschach tests.

After you fall down the stairs, she asks "How does that make you feel?"

Instead of a goodnight kiss, she leaves you with "Looks like our time's about up".

Win one lousy game of Nintendo and suddenly you're a manic bipolar schizophrenic with blatent passive/agressive tendencies.

During arguments calmly says, "What I hear is that you can't stand my overly rational, Spock-like approach, and that you feel I should have the stick extracted from my ass. Is that correct?"

and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Psychology Major...
You're rewarded with a peanut everytime you correctly hit the G spot.