Top 12 Nudist Pickup Lines

"Hey, is that a roll of quarters in... er, never mind. That's not a pocket, is it? "

"Oh, look! Somebody must have dropped a $20 bill there on the ground in front of you! "

"Hey, Tan Lines, new around here? "

"Ever seen a guy do no-handed pushups? "

"Excuse me, were those Bugle Boy jeans? "

"Nice melanoma! "

"My other penis is a Porsche. "

"Damn, you'd look great in a wet T-shirt. "

"Boy, I'd sure like to get into *YOUR* pants! Figuratively speaking, of course... "

"Did you just wake up or are you glad to see me? "

"Did I mention that I'm President of the United States? "

and the Number 1 Nudist Pickup Line...
"I see where Joe Camel gets his good looks! "