Exhibits in the Britney Spears Museum

Animatronic diorama depicting Britney at 40 trashing hotel room after failing to get on "Hollywood Squares 2020" -- you'll swear the vomit is real!

A retrospective of Christina Aguilera voodoo dolls from the Mouseketeer days to the present
Mrs. Spears' copy of "500 Annoying Names For Your New Baby, Plus Even More Annoying Alternate Spellings", 1981 edition

Photos of Britney with the other Mouseketeers, Britney with Mickey Mouse, Britney with Donald Duck, Britney with... hey, there's no Disney character named Fred Fleshweasel!

Pre-surgery bra made into a handy peach holder; post-surgery bra made into a handy cantaloupe holder

Interactive Exhibit: The Spice Girls Virtual Kill and Maim

Collage of checks made out to dance and voice teachers, stamped "RETURNED FOR INSUFFICIENT TALENT"

Directions on how to get to the museum

Britney's vintage music collection, featuring CDs by Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, and Paula Abdul
Nostalgic pictures from "the old days" when her Mousketeer ears protruded farther than anything else on her body

The "Oops! You Bought this Crap Again" Gift Shop

Plaques of appreciation from the hand lotion, silicone and facial tissue industries

The Pre-Teen Girls' Body Image Hall of Mirrors

An eerily life-like wax statue of Britney's "friend", Christine Aguilera, who oddly enough dropped out of sight shortly before the museum's Grand Opening

and the Number 1 Exhibit in the Britney Spears Museum...
A beautifully framed copy of Britney's first contract, on loan from Satan