Star Signs' Pick-up Lines

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Aries - I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus - I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini - Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer - Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo - Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo - Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra - If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio - Your place or mine?

Sagittarius - Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn - Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius - You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces - Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

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